Shanghai China Snippets Observations about living in Shanghai and China in general

January 10, 2005

Tsunami and China

Filed under: China News — Shanghai @ 5:54 pm

After the Tsunami hit South East Asia I have been following the news on
an hourly basis. Partly because of the disastrous impact, partly
because many of the places hit, I visited before. It’s a weird idea
knowing the lodge you once stayed is gone, it’s uncomprehensible to
understand what the people must have gone through. The whole world
seems to be collecting money now to help the victims and I think that’s
great. Goverments are also throwing in their weight by promising money
and even the cynical me should be happy about that.

I am but then again, I am not because apparently most of the money promised never gets there. An article in the Washingtonpost tells that

“The pattern in many previous disasters is not encouraging in that
regard, aid experts said. Governments often pledge huge amounts when
crises are in the headlines and then fail to deliver anywhere near
those sums, they said. An example is the 2003 earthquake in Bam, Iran,
where officials report that only a small fraction of the more than $1
billion pledged was sent.”

and

“In an apparent reference to that pattern, Louis Michel, the European
Union’s commissioner for development and humanitarian aid, yesterday
warned at a news conference, “We have to be careful and not participate
in a beauty contest where we are competing to give higher figures.”

And this seems to be happening, it becomes a beauty contest. In China
it’s also a power contest. Initially the Chinese government pledged 3
million US. Some time later, after Taiwan pledged 50 million, suddenly
it became 63 million. On TV and in the papers a lot of attention is
giving to all the great contributions of China and it’s people to the
hit countries. Even in my building there is a poster keeping track of
the contributions of the tenants. Mister Wu donated 10 kuai, mister Li
donated 500 kuai. A big picture today of a medical team from Shanghai
that returned from it’s mission to one of the affected countries. They
got a welcome like heroes. Speeches from notaries etc. Nothing wrong
with the fact that Chinese people help, it’s great actually, but using
it too much as a propaganda tool doesn’t seem so appropriate.

Getting Inspiration

Filed under: Whatever — Shanghai @ 5:38 pm

The last two weeks I have been lacking inspiration. As I just finished
another fitness session, saw another guy dryblow himself as well as
observed a man smearing 10 different kinds of creams on his body, all
coming from his own male beauty case, I think it’s time to add some new
text here. One of my resolution is to use the word “sex” less in these
posts as I even got a guy from Iran searching for “sexy photoes” ending
up here.

December 28, 2004

Fitness and the (Hair) Blow-Dryer

Filed under: Shanghai Life — Shanghai @ 5:43 pm

One of my perpetual resolutions is shaping my stomach to a size that my buckle pin has more options than just one.

Fitness seems to be one of the activities that may help me here and after paying a lot of money I am now a member of such a centre. So far, so good and now it’s a matter of forcing myself there and start running without ever going anywhere, push weights and passing a Phd to understand machines that are intended to work out my body without me doing anything. Luckily there is also a lot to experience.

An Overview:

  • After registering at the counter, a set of towels is given to me as well as tag with the number of my locker. My locker is always close to other white people’s lockers. Apparently there are some segregation rules to avoid nativesseeing aliens undress and vice versa.
  • Each tredmill has it’s own tv-set. Although China has hundreds of tv-channels, a maximum of 6 available.
  • The channels are preset in away that CCTV 1 is under 20, going backwards there is Shanghai TV on 8 and 6 and some other non descript channels. In between there is a blue screen and a lot of snow.
  • I usually preset the channels again to keep myself distracted from what I am actually doing. The next time the same set has been reversed to .. well you guess.
  • During the day it’s not busy. House Music is therefore on high volume to make me feel less lonely. My headset, which I use to listen to the tv, is now just making me look cool.
  • The center provides hair dry blowers which are used by guys standing naked in front of the mirror and drying everything but their hair. Toes, groins, and torso’s are blowed.
  • When I leave I am happy to eat my lunch. A burger with french fries. I have to keep a balance.

December 16, 2004

Pamela Anderson is an Alien

Filed under: Whatever — Shanghai @ 8:39 pm

I always knew it.

Having watched her videos through Kazaa, seeing her
act in Baywatch, hearing of her appetite for hard rockers and now even
posing nude for a soon te be launched anti-fur campaign in China, this is the only conclusion to be
reached.

From now on she is officially a species in herself.
At least
in China.

Online Sex Survey

Filed under: Whatever — Shanghai @ 8:13 pm

My favorite newspaper these days is the online version of the China
Daily. Besides their creativity in using the English language, they
also seem to be on their own mission to make sex a more accepted topic.
Despite the ban of a sex show (see earlier post) the China Daily posts
the results of an online survey (held by the China Sexology Association
and Sina.com) among Chinese woman about their sex lives.

Apparently “87 per cent of the women believe they have pleasure having sex.” [We need a survey to find out when they really know]

To establish whether the surveyed woman are knowledgeable enough about
the topic it is stated that “As they are also Chinese Internet surfers,
it is believed that they also have a knowledge about sex.” [The
conclusion of an online survey being that they are also Chinese
Internet surfers is not bad at all. I am not sure how that relates to
having knowledge about sex though
] Another survey is mentioned,
done in 1999-2000, that concluded that “nearly 80 per cent of Chinese
women did not know exactly what orgasm is”. It seems a lot has changed
since. To be totally updated, check out the article.

December 15, 2004

TV Sex Show Cancelled

Filed under: Whatever — Shanghai @ 5:23 pm

A new talk show “The Mask”, set to be launched Jan. 1 next
year, has received the red light by China’s TV regulator (SARFT). The China Daily reports
that the show was going to be a half-hour program about “issues in
common Chinese people’s daily sex lives with experts on hand to offer
advice”. According to a new SARFT circular TV stations “need to produce
talk shows talking topics about major issues in China’s political and
economic life and basic interests of people”. Am I missing
something here or are my basic interests different from the rest of the
world.

Sexy Pics J-Lo and the Happiness of Marriage

Filed under: Whatever — Shanghai @ 2:21 pm

J Lo A good indicator for having a happy marriage is sexy pics.

All this wisdom comes from Xinhua News.

The caption of the pics states:

“Jennifer, feel so great, took a group
of photoes of herself, in which she is half nude, looks quite
sexy and attractive”.

So, remember, don’t just take pictures of the beautiful scenery,
make sexy pictures of your wife or/and girlfriend, show them to your
friends and family and everyone knows you are happy.

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