Shanghai China Snippets Observations about living in Shanghai and China in general

August 8, 2006

Chinese Beat The Stress in Bar

Filed under: China News Soft — Shanghai @ 2:29 am

I am frustrated, I am underpaid, my boss forces me to work too much and give him a hongbao to get a promotion.
Chinese Anger Management
My wife keeps on nagging me that I have to make more money. I have to have a car, an apartment, a mistress and buy my kid an entrance to a good [tag]Chinese[/tag] as well an overseas university.

Oh yeah, my family keeps on pressing me to send half of my salary their way. You’re still reading… you want to meet up? Come over tomorrow to the [tag]Rising Sun[/tag] Anger Release Bar in [tag]Nanjing[/tag].

Look for the guy who is beating out the crap of a man that looks like the typical lazy laoban (boss).

Or..

My clients try to grope me all over and I can’t do anything about it or I loose my job.

Customers in the restaurant yell at me all the time, look away when they talk to me and hand me the money and my husband is never home. I don’t even want to start thinking what he is doing out there.

Look for the girl slamming that fat, bold guy with a spoon in his hand.

Fiction, not really. The bar exists since April and is pretty popular.

The bar is the brainchild of Wu Gong.

he got his inspiration from similar bars in [tag]Japan[/tag], but felt a personal need for the type of service after his experiences as a migrant worker in [tag]Guangdong[/tag] Province.

The bar employs 20 “models,” well-built men in their 20s and 30s, who are available to be hit. Customers can specify how they want the models to appear they can even dress as women and then they are free to give them a sound beating.

It’s not a very harmonious way of dealing with one’s feelings, is it?

Source: China Daily, Photo: Istockphoto

August 7, 2006

Funny Shanghai Classifieds

Filed under: Whatever — Shanghai @ 11:24 am

Well funny this Shanghai classifieds , it’s just from what perspective you look at it. In China there are no anti-age and other discrimination laws that prevent employers to be very selective who they hire.

It’s fairly common to see advertisements with age limits, at times combined with “female” only apply.

I hadn’t seen this one before (from the local expat magazine 8days) and I wonder what is meant here by immigrant. Is that a Chinese coming from the countryside or an expat trying his luck in Shanghai.

If anybody wants to apply for this dream job in China, let me know.

jobs in China

Shanghai Circus World

Filed under: Shanghai Life — Shanghai @ 7:24 am

Last Saturday we went to Shanghai Circus World. As it is quite a nice thing to do on an afternoon I have made a special circus page. Enjoy.
Shanghai Circus Tiger

August 4, 2006

Zapatas Are You a Prostitute?

Filed under: Shanghai Life — Shanghai @ 1:11 am

It’s [tag]Friday[/tag] so this picture may be appropriate. The photo was sent to me by a friend and I have no idea whether it’s recent, old etc. I don’t feel like taking a taxi to [tag]Hengshan Lu[/tag], [tag]Shanghai[/tag] to check this. It is funny though.

Update: Marc writes that the sign was first put up in the spring of 2005 and he hasn’t seen it lately. It seems I am not really up-to-date….. Let’s just leave it at the fact that recycled news has a little value too, ok, very little

For those of the uninitiated, [tag]Zapatas[/tag] is a bar/disco where male expats pick up/try to pick up [tag]Chinese girls[/tag].
zapatas shanghai
It makes you wonder though how the conversation would go if some of the girls are daft enough to ask one of the “friendly” [tag]guards[/tag] for advice.

Hi, I am not sure whether I am a [tag]prostitute[/tag], can you help me?

………. (feel free to comment and fill in the blanks)

Gmail Technical Difficulties in China

Filed under: Chinese Multi Media — Shanghai @ 12:59 am

It gets a bit of a nuisance using [tag]gmail[/tag] in [tag]China[/tag].

gmail china slow

Instead of operating as it should, it regularly shows the message “We’re experiencing difficulties that may prevent your chats from being sent.”

This is a bit of a white lie, as at such moments I can’t read emails or send any. I am sure it is not intentional by [tag]Google[/tag] and I bet we can all blame the [tag]Netnanny[/tag] but it would have been nice if they had negotiated a better deal in letting gmail jump the firewall without a problem.

August 1, 2006

Mouding County Kills Almost All Chinese Dogs

Filed under: China News Soft — Shanghai @ 5:31 am

In a very pro-active fashion Mouding county in [tag]Yunnan[/tag] province, [tag]China[/tag] has killed almost all of his dogs. Noooo, not because they were hungry.
Chinese dogs

It has all been handled in a very harmonious way:

Goofy dog On Saturday, a woman was walking her dog – a small white animal she’d had for a long time – in a Yunnan Province alley.

Several men approached, talked her into handing them the leash and then beat the dog to death as the owner looked on in horror.

In an effort to fight against the spread of rabies 54,429 canines are now chasing cats in dog heaven. It seems rather drastic but then again there were already some casualties so time for rigorous action to squash all the [tag]Chinese[/tag] goofies and plutos.

Pluto dog Witnesses indicated the slaughter was often carried with the sort of dramatic elements found in a grade-B horror film.

Around midnight, shadows would flash along the walls of homes as men carrying clubs made noises to set the village dogs barking. Homing in on the sounds, the men would find their quarries, and the barks would be replaced by shrill yelps as the animals were dispatched.

Source: China Daily – 50.000 dogs killed

July 29, 2006

Train To Lhasa Cracks Up Yaks

Filed under: China Travel — Shanghai @ 7:16 am

The train to Lhasa, [tag]Tibet[/tag], that just a couple of weeks ago started rolling, is faced with some new challenges. It is still climbing to 5,072 metres (16,640ft) above sea level but its safety is apparently threatened.
Yaks block train to lhasa

These are the culprits (in no particular order):

  • Cracks
  • Shifting Sands
  • Yaks

Less than a month after the opening of the line across the [tag]Himalayas[/tag] to Tibet, it has become unstable in places because the foundations are sinking into the permafrost, railway ministry spokesman Wang Yongping, told the [tag]Beijing[/tag] News today.

planners have failed to cope with a far less timid and more numerous beast – the yak, thousands of which graze along the tracks and wander across them.

“These form dangers to passengers on the train,” Mr Wang said.

I am a bit saddened and hope there will be no retaliation against the yaks. The endangered Tibetan antelope already has its own tunnels, let’s give the yaks their own.

Source: The Guardian

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