Danwei just pointed me to a website that entertained me for 5 minutes. Club Lee in Beijing, where the girls will delight your stay.
Just some random quotes from their website.
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Introduction
- Not many of our staffs speak English, but after all we aren’t a talking club, right?
- No sexual acts are permitted by Chinese Law. (Prostitution is illegal, so we have to state this)
How to use our service, the highlights (and yes, the text is all original, I just colored some things):
- 1. First-time users need to check the prohibited items listed on Home Page. (If a user falls into any of these categories, then the user is prohibited from our servicing)
- 3. The staff requested will be checked from our side and then sent to the location which you provided in reservation form. (Thus, please fill out the reservation form carefully)
- 4. Your foreign passport will be shown to our staff at arrival. (Make sure you are a foreigner)
- 6. From then course time starts. (This is the service start)
We will not explain the service content over the phone, so please do not call us for service
content explanation, however you will not be disappointed on our service.
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Living in Beijing must be great….
and if your curious what happens when the course starts, well… just click