Right, let’s get some visitors to the East China Import and Export
Commodity Fair. Ok, let’s make an ad, but don’t spend too much time on it.
Cool, and now buy some
advertising space on EIN News.
Hey, I can see the ad and I am sure the English readers will be fluent in
Chinese so just make the ad link to the Chinese section of our Website. Boss, we did it, look and see how professional we are.
It’s about 07:30 when my alarm clock starts making irritating sounds.
Around 08:00 I get up and one of the first things I do is turning on my
PC. I eat a bit and after that start scanning the news, do a search on
Google and drink a cup of coffee. So why am I sharing these
earthwrecking details with you, you probably wonder. Well, I can’t do
my search on Google today. Is it blocked, is something wrong with my
typing skills or has the great internet administrator decided that I
have surpassed the need of a search engine? I don’t care,
anything that intervenes with my morning ritual is upsetting.
The last two weeks I have been lacking inspiration. As I just finished
another fitness session, saw another guy dryblow himself as well as
observed a man smearing 10 different kinds of creams on his body, all
coming from his own male beauty case, I think it’s time to add some new
text here. One of my resolution is to use the word “sex” less in these
posts as I even got a guy from Iran searching for “sexy photoes” ending
up here.
I always knew it.
Having watched her videos through Kazaa, seeing her
act in Baywatch, hearing of her appetite for hard rockers and now even
posing nude for a soon te be launched anti-fur campaign in China, this is the only conclusion to be
reached.
From now on she is officially a species in herself.
At least
in China.
My favorite newspaper these days is the online version of the China
Daily. Besides their creativity in using the English language, they
also seem to be on their own mission to make sex a more accepted topic.
Despite the ban of a sex show (see earlier post) the China Daily posts
the results of an online survey (held by the China Sexology Association
and Sina.com) among Chinese woman about their sex lives.
Apparently “87 per cent of the women believe they have pleasure having sex.” [We need a survey to find out when they really know]
To establish whether the surveyed woman are knowledgeable enough about
the topic it is stated that “As they are also Chinese Internet surfers,
it is believed that they also have a knowledge about sex.” [The
conclusion of an online survey being that they are also Chinese
Internet surfers is not bad at all. I am not sure how that relates to
having knowledge about sex though] Another survey is mentioned,
done in 1999-2000, that concluded that “nearly 80 per cent of Chinese
women did not know exactly what orgasm is”. It seems a lot has changed
since. To be totally updated, check out the article.
A new talk show “The Mask”, set to be launched Jan. 1 next
year, has received the red light by China’s TV regulator (SARFT). The China Daily reports
that the show was going to be a half-hour program about “issues in
common Chinese people’s daily sex lives with experts on hand to offer
advice”. According to a new SARFT circular TV stations “need to produce
talk shows talking topics about major issues in China’s political and
economic life and basic interests of people”. Am I missing
something here or are my basic interests different from the rest of the
world.
A good indicator for having a happy marriage is sexy pics.
All this wisdom comes from Xinhua News.
The caption of the pics states:
“Jennifer, feel so great, took a group
of photoes of herself, in which she is half nude, looks quite
sexy and attractive”.
So, remember, don’t just take pictures of the beautiful scenery,
make sexy pictures of your wife or/and girlfriend, show them to your
friends and family and everyone knows you are happy.
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