Shanghai China Snippets Observations about living in Shanghai and China in general

January 5, 2007

Jobs in China – Looking for a Blackman

Filed under: China Culture — Shanghai @ 1:28 am

Recruiting staff in China is not hindered by “weird” laws that tell you not to discriminate on age, sex etc. And if these laws exist, if so, fill me in, companies don’t seem to really care.

You want to hire a hot, Shanghainese, single employee between 20 and 21, light skin color, minimum height 1.65 and a max weight 50 kg, go ahead.

You want to hire a blackman that can dance? No problem.
shanghai dancer ad Just advertise in one of many online and off line classifieds magazines

Ad scanned from the print version of Enjoy Classifieds

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August 29, 2006

Nip and Tuck on Holiday in China

Filed under: China Culture — Shanghai @ 1:40 am

story hao[tag]Plastic surgery[/tag] is a booming business in [tag]China[/tag]. As insecurity is mounting and jobs are less available students start to use their holidays to sculpt their [tag]face[/tag], higher the nose, get double [tag]eyelids[/tag] and inflate the [tag]boobs[/tag].

The summer holiday is a convenient time as it gives the bruises time to heal.

I’ll just quote a bit. It’s sad but unfortunately a reality these days.

“I want to be more beautiful, to perfect myself,” said Pan, a student at one of China’s most prestigious law schools,… “My face is too big and flat, like all [tag]Asians[/tag]. I would also like to make my nose higher,” said the attractive 23-year-old.

She is attractive but ….

“There is definitely a trend in students having operations,” said Dr Liu Yanqun, EverCare’s director. His hospital gives students 20 percent discounts on plastic surgery procedures.

Sure, let’s encourage students that having your faced spruced up is the best way forward

“Parents encourage their kids to go under the knife with the hope that a prettier face may give them an edge. “

Thanks mum, thanks dad for putting me on this world looking like a duck.

miss plastic surgery china
And for all those spiced up creatures, in case you still fail to find a job you can participate in the [tag]Miss Plastic Surgery Pageant[/tag].

Source: plastic surgery holidays
Picture: China Daily
Another read : The story of Lucy Hao on CNN
Series: Nip & Tuck is one one of my favorite series about 2 plastic surgeons working on bored housewives. Season 4 starts 5 Sept. 2006 in the US. Probably a couple of weeks later it’s available near you, if you live in China that is.

August 15, 2006

Love or Money

Filed under: China Culture — Shanghai @ 10:25 pm

An interesting choice. An English teacher in [tag]Chongqing[/tag] did a small experiment.

I presented two hypothetical envelopes to three of my girl students between 16 and 18 years old. One of the envelopes was labeled ‘love’, the other ‘money’. I asked the girls to pick one of the envelopes. Without doubt, all three of them chose the ‘money’ envelope, explaining that they couldn’t really trust love but that they could trust money.

I am pretty sure the outcome would have been the same in [tag]Shanghai[/tag].

If you want to know what the guys chose, go here

July 1, 2006

Chinese Phone Manners

Filed under: China Culture — Shanghai @ 9:58 am

I just got a call on our fixed phone.

I pickup, say my name and someone blurts.

“Is x there”, (x being my better half)

I say in Chinese, “No, she isn’t home”

About to ask whether I can take a message, I hear “oh oh, tuut, tuut, tuut, tuut, tuut”

He apparently hung up and stupefait I listened a bit more to the sound of my phone.

March 7, 2006

Mr. & Mrs. Right For Hire

Filed under: China Culture,China News Soft — Shanghai @ 5:30 am

A female [tag]friend[/tag] once said that she doesn’t want to get married yet (she’s living together) as the pressure on becoming pregnant right away after the big day would be too big.

[tag]Chinese[/tag] parents, especially the older generation, want their children to be secure. Relationships (boy/girl of course), marriage and a baby are the key for this, that’s at least what they think.

Imagine you don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend in [tag]China[/tag]. That means your parents get a lot of questions from their friend/relatives/neighbours why Ling or Wang isn’t involved yet. Even gossip may start to spread and there is [tag]Face[/tag] to be lost. Is there something wrong?

Resourceful as always some young busy white-collar workers now hire temporary boyfriends and [tag]girlfriends[/tag].

One of them is Kelly and besides faking a relationship, her hired better half has to fulfil a lot of requirements to make this charade stick.

She even created a contract, listing altogether 15 requirements for her temporary beau.

Some of these help you understand why sweet anal Kelly will have to keep on hiring boyfriends.

He should look at Kelly deeply from time to time when in front of her parents and friends.

He should take her hand whenever they go out with Kelly’s parents.

The “boyfriend” is allowed to touch her by the shoulder only in front of her parents and for no more than 5 seconds.

They should keep a distance of at least 0.8 meter when out of the sight of Kelly’s [tag]parents[/tag].

Source: SH Gazette

February 19, 2006

Pedagogy Shanghai Style | Rename Your Kid

Filed under: China Culture,Shanghai Life — Shanghai @ 10:43 pm

Chinese schoolDo you have a kid that is under performing at school, or he/she always gets into fights in the schoolyard?

Here is a [tag]Chinese[/tag] solution. Just change his/her name.

A new [tag]semester[/tag] has just started for elementary and [tag]middle school [/tag]students in [tag]Shanghai[/tag], and as always a number of parents are registering to change their children’s names in the hope of changing their temper, bringing good luck, or improving grades.

A better name might even serve as a [tag]medicine[/tag] against [tag]addiction[/tag].

Some [tag]parents[/tag] say they hope a new name will help their [tag]children[/tag] drop bad habits, like addiction to the Internet.

Changing a name is not something you just do by picking up “The sweet boys and girls names” book. You go to a “name-giving master” or a naming agency.

A naming agency …. said its professionals analyze the defects of a person’s original name, and suggest a new one based on the person’s [tag]birthday[/tag] and other [tag]fortune-telling[/tag] skills.

A new name costs between 800 [tag]yuan[/tag] (US$99) and 10,000 yuan. No guarantees of course and definitely an even more confused child.

Source: Shanghai Gazette

December 21, 2005

Chocolate Santa in China

Filed under: China Culture — Shanghai @ 10:45 am

Chinese Christmas A small Belgium Chocolate Workshop has opened in my neighbourhood. As it’s almost Christmas we bought a couple of Santa Clauses as a gift to spread some more western ideology.

The real news is though that they also sell the Chocolate version of Sinterklaas (Saint Nicholas), a person who actually really existed and whose birthday is celebrated the 5th/6th of December. In Holland the guy is more popular than Santa.

I guess it’s the first version of Sinterklaas in Shanghai, maybe even in China. I tried this years Sinterklaas and he tasted good.

That’s why Santa is in the picture, I have to wait a few more days before he is ready to be eaten.

This post sounds like a plug and I guess it is. The same shop has also some branches in Belgium but I just give the Shanghai address.

Pralinor Chocolate Workshop
432 Taixing Lu, Shanghai (crossstreet Xinzha Lu)
Tel: + 86 (0)21 62586659

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